Joho the sultan clipped




KRA has directed Stanbic Bank to freeze Mombasa Governor Hassan Joho’s six bank accounts.

This is in a letter dated March 20 from the authority’s commissioner in charge of investigations and enforcement.

The letter said the accounts should be frozen for ten days or until the court makes a determination of the order.

“In the exercise of the powers conferred upon me by Section 43(2) of the Tax Procedures Act, 2015, I hereby require you to preserve such money in the below mentioned accounts and to ensure that such money is not transferred, withdrawn, disposed off or otherwise dealt with without the written authority of the commissioner,” read part of the letter.

The letter was signed by KRA officer Justus Kiuvu on behalf of the commissioner in charge of investigations and enforcement.

It listed two accounts as having funds in US dollars while the remaining four have funds held in Kenya shillings.

This comes after the taxman wrote to Diamond Trust Bank asking information on Joho’s transactions since 2011.

The governor has accounts at Barclays, Stanbic and Diamond Trust banks.

Joho has claimed President Uhuru Kenyatta directed the taxman to freeze the accounts, adding that it is part of a plot to cripple him financially and force him on his knees.

The county boss said the freezing of his accounts came days after Uhuru threatened to “deal” and “flog” him.



NASA’s State of the nation address





1. RAO: I swear by the LORD, Jubilee has done 500km of roads since they took office…How do I know this? Well, I was Minister for Roads and still get updates from the Ministry.

2. RAO: Ati Last Mile, Last mile kitu gani…how can you connect the poor to electricity? It’s a waste of resources and wrong priority…How do I know this? Well, I was the Minister for Energy.

3. Kalonjo: I spoke to Financial Times, while in Dubai and they told me the international community doesn’t trust Kenya…Kenya is too corrupt and failing economically! Trust me, I’m a senior lawyer.

4. Mudavadi: A former minister in-charge of finance, I can tell you Jubilee has over borrowed and unnecessarily so. Nasa hawa watu…bwana..

5. Weta: Danced Isikuti and threw a few insults here and there.

Enjoy your Saturday!




GNLD, TIANSHI, FOREVER LIVING, INTERNET MARKETING AFRICA, TIANISHI, ORIFLAME, ORGANO GOLD, FOREVER LIVING, PILLAR TECHNOLOGIES~ALL THESE ARE MULTI~LEVEL MARKETING SCAMS; OPEN YOUR EYES. BE WARNED! STAY FOOLISH, STAY POOR! If you want to be poorer than you are today, join GNLD or TIANSHI. These are some of the seemingly legal and enduring scams. Not many will believe the two are scams but that’s the bitter, hard reality. They pocket millions of shillings from Kenyans, disguised as registration fees. They’re Multi-Level Marketing companies. Thousands of mostly young, desperate school leavers and hopeless job seekers fall prey~They target desperate school leavers and desperate job seekers. They narrate fake but very inspiring and uplifting stories of unlimited success, but have nothing to show for it. Fake narratives are told of magic healthcare products that cure virtually all ailments and which have no single side effect. Big titles will be bandied around to entice the jobless~ Manager, Senior Manager, Director, Emerald Director, Sapphire Director, Ruby 1, Ruby 2, Ruby 3, Ruby 4, Ruby 5, Diamond 1, Diamond 2, Diamond 3 and finally Diamond 4. They’ve what they call a point value system, where you earn points every time you purchase a product, introduce a new person for registration and anytime they purchase products. I’ve been following up close to 2 dozen cases of members over the last 10-15 years and none has managed to get out of poverty. Many left after getting other jobs and some have up on the way after getting stuck on the way. The products are expensive and therefore most can’t afford as they’ve to pay for the products upfront. The registration fee is non-refundable. To me it sounds more of a brainwash, as it gets a near-religious following like a cult. You’re given examples of people who’ve made it to riches. But the people I’ve seen being paraded are from historically affluent families~ A good example that they often parade is a daughters of prominent politician; Dorothy Nyongo, Anyang Nyongo. But I’m personally yet to see a single case which I can independently attribute wealth to the scheme. It involves paying a certain amount for registration depending on the intended entry level, typically between Ksh 4,000.00 and Ksh18,000.00 for GNLD. The people involved are school leavers and so even raising this amount is a problem~ They’ve to borrow from parents and friends to get started. An interesting perspective of these schemes is that they are able to maintain a committed, cult like following among their members. I once attended an annual general meeting at Toona Tree restaurant~ The gigantic hall was full to capacity and the attendants were in an electrified mood. With much ceremony and pomp the AGM went on; Well selected people were paraded to give fake rag-to-riches testimony and the attendants went wild in jubilation… Ever joined any of these MLM companies? What was your experience? Are you still a member?

Uhuru maintains lead over Raila




However, the poll by the newspaper’s research department indicates Raila remains by far — 51 per cent — the preferred presidential flagbearer on August 8.

According to the poll, the former Prime Minister’s NASA comrades — Wiper Leader Kalonzo Musyoka and his Amani National Congress counterpart Musalia Mudavadi — would garner three per cent and two per cent, respectively.

Ford Kenya Leader Moses Wetang’ula who is also the Senate minority leader would not get any votes, the survey indicates.

In February, the same poll put Uhuru at 48 per cent against ODM chief Raila’s 28 per cent.

At that time, the country faced strikes by doctors and lecturers that paralysed both the health and the higher education sectors.

The Star’s random telephone survey of 2,000 eligible voters was conducted from March 15 to 19 in 16 counties, based on number of eligible voters. Both urban and rural areas were sampled. The margin of error was +/- 2.19 per cent, with a 95 per cent confidence level.

However, the poll indicates 20 per cent of Kenyan voters are still undecided on their choice for President, with only 135 days to the polls.

The survey is likely to leave Raila and his advisers pondering their strategy at a time when he has been going flat out to remove Uhuru.

Yesterday, the three opposition captains held a mammoth rally in Nairobi’s Mathare estate and assailed Jubilee as a failed regime.

Their next stop is Mombasa for a grand rally at the Tononoka Grounds on Sunday to undo possible damage caused by Uhuru and his Jubilee brigade two weeks ago.

Uhuru received many defectors, including Mombasa Deputy Governor Hazel Katana and Tana River Governor Hussein Dado at a mammoth rally. He relaunched Mtongwe ferry services.

But he also insulted Mombasa Governor Hassan Joho, ordered police to block him from his ferry-launch event. Joho was placed under ‘office arrest’. Mombasa residents were offended by the head of state’s behaviour.

Raila plans to regain a foothold in Rift Valley, especially South Rift and take substantial votes from Mount Kenya East — Meru and Tharaka Nithi.

The NASA brigade recently stormed Bomet, Eldoret and greater Meru.

However, the poll findings buttress Raila’s position as the de facto NASA leader, indicating 51 per cent of Kenyans say he is the alliance’s best bet against Uhuru.

Fifteen per cent of respondents said Kalonzo would deliver the presidency for NASA. Only one per cent said Mudavadi would win.

However, 23 per cent of respondent said they don’t know who would or could deliver opposition victory.

Kalonzo has trashed a poll indicating Raila is the preferred NASA standard bearer, claiming it was sponsored by opposition insiders and Jubilee.

Minority Leader Francis Nyenze, a trusted Kalonzo ally, was even more blunt. He said the polls were ODM machinations to portray Raila as the most popular. He insisted it was Kalonzo’s turn to fly the flag, citing a 2013 MoU between ODM and Wiper. They agreed Raila would be a one-term President and support Kalonzo in 2017.

But the Star survey indicates that out of 16 surveyed counties, 14 say Raila is NASA’s strongest candidate.

Nairobi gives Raila 51 per cent to Kalonzo’s 14 per cent; Mombasa gives Raila 61 per cent, Kalonzo 14 per cent; Garissa where Raila secured 44 per cent, Kalonzo 7 per cent; Meru where Raila scored 45 per cent, Kalonzo 21 per cent.

Others are Uasin Gishu where Raila got 54 per cent, Kalonzo nine per cent; Nakuru giving Raila 52 per cent, Kalonzo 12 per cent.

The poll appears to demolish Kalonzo and Mudavadi’s claims they are acceptable in Jubilee strongholds.

The survey indicates Raila is preferred in Uhuru’s Kiambu and Muranga backyards, Nakuru, Bomet and Uasin Gishu.

Some 44 per cent of respondents in Muranga said Raila was NASA’s best pick, followed by Kalonzo at 15 per cent.

Only six per cent vouched for Mudavadi.

In Kiambu, 15 per cent said Raila was Uhuru’s strongest opponent, compared to Kalonzo’s 15 per cent and Mudavadi’s seven per cent.

However, Kalonzo and Mudavadi beat Raila in Nyeri at 28 per cent and 25 per cent. respectively. Only 19 per cent endorsed Raila as the opposition favourite.

But even in the two sampled Luhya community counties, Raila is preferred to Musalia and Wetang’ula.

In Kakamega, 47 per cent said only Raila can beat Uhuru, 22 per cent chose Mudavadi.

In Bungoma, Wetangu’la’s backyard, 48 per cent want Raila, compared to 17 per cent for Mudavadi and 11 per cent for Wetangu’la.

On Friday, the Star exclusively reported the NASA technical committee emphatically said the choice must be Raila.

The committee said excluding the ODM leader would outrage his supporters and convert intact opposition bastions into battlegrounds with Jubilee.

According to the committee of top academics, Raila remains the most formidable candidate and his stepping aside will not translate into automatic votes for any NASA principal.

Speaking to the Star, political analyst Danson Omari agreed Raila’s constituency is no longer transferable to anybody after what he called “betrayal” of the Kenyan nation by President Kibaki after the 2002 polls.

According to Omari, Raila is the only only leader who can spearhead total overhaul of governance and removing him from the ballot would result in massive voter apathy.

“The same scenario played out in the US … When Bernie Sanders was forced to move out and pro-establishment Hillary Clinton was brought in, the majority of Sanders’ supporters either voted for Donald Trump or failed to vote,” Omari said.



This is impressive



Guys, just got these pictures online. Said to be the state of health facilities in Kiambu County. Being reported that Kabogo bought over 30 new ambulances which are equipped with advanced life support systems.

Alfred Mutua bought empty vans and converted to ambulances while Kiambu county actually bought ambulances in order to deliver the highest level of patient care and ultimately save lives.

I think that devolution is really impacting on lives only that governors might not know how to market themselves. In some places, governors are just wasting funds.